So Get Up

[On Comparisons]

"So, yeah, Ace and Xav pointed out that I have your hands. And your feet."
"Really? Oh, yeah, look at that."
"Thanks a lot."
"What?"
"I've got man hands. And man feet. Thanks."
"Nah, you're fine, my hands and feet are feminine."
"...what?"
"And I can say that comfortably because I'm very masculine."

Good heavens, I love my father. There shouldn't any question as to where I get my sense of humor.